Once upon a time, I had the best dietary supplement anyone had ever seen. It was gentle (for a dietary supplement) and it loved me back. I had plans for us to have little tiny dietary supplements together one day. But just like that things can change. Never take dietary supplement health for granted. You never know when you’re favorite natural dietary supplement will just be gone forever. I started checking out an herbal dietary supplement the other day, but it’s just still too soon. I don’t want just another weight loss dietary supplement. I want something special. Something with vitamins this time, maybe. Do you have any vitamins dietary supplement friendlies for me? I just need one good night with a decent supplement to get over it. Thanks.
Archive for December, 2008
I lost the best dietary supplement on the train.
Monday, December 8th, 2008Congratulations, you ARE the best diet supplement.
Monday, December 8th, 2008Hello. You didn’t know this about yourself, but you are the best diet supplement I’ve ever seen. And believe me, I’ve seen a lot of diet supplements. I was big in the diet supplement industry for many years. Never before have I seen weight loss diet supplements like the ones that are on the market now. Of them all, you are still the coolest weight loss diet supplement around. I know it’s hard to believe considering you don’t that much about diet and supplements. But you are a natural! You could go far as diet nutrition supplement or even a diet pill supplement if you’re looking for less responsibility. The sky’s the limit!
I drink xenadrine shakes and they make me crazy!
Monday, December 8th, 2008Balls crazy! Man do I love xenadrine. I blend some xenadrine rfa and xenadrine rfa 1 into ice cream with chocolate syrup. And then I relax. I lean back. I sigh. I let the cytodyne xenadrine drip over my senses while the xenadrine ephedra burns the fat off my hips. If xenadrine nrg were a man, I’d make sweet, sweet love to him. And then I would buy xenadrine. And then I would buy xenadrine rfa. And then I would be really, really happy. And broke. And on the xenadrine diet. Just like allllll the cool kids!
The downfall of zca stack.
Monday, December 8th, 2008I used to be zca stack’s number one supporter. But I recently read a zca stack review that said the company was going in a different direction. I don’t usually put much stock in zca stack reviews because they’re mostly written by guys hopped up on steroids, trying to make zca stack work faster. I don’t even know why those guys buy zca stack. Don’t they understand that the zca stack diet is to lose bulk, not create it! I’m still enjoying the effects of zca stack, but not the politics. Can I buy zca stack from a third party? Or, are there any small stores that have a need for zca stack in their inventory? I would support you if you carry it.
Whoo Alli!
Monday, December 1st, 2008This is the last Alli blog post. Can I make it all the way to the end without making some sort of joke about after taking an alli diet pill you lose control of…something? I don’t think I can, but I’m going to try anyway. Hey, look it’s a alli review, do I dare read it? Ah, what the heck? Blah blah blah, alli com. Yadda yadda yadda, alli weight loss aid. Something something something, pooped pants! I didn’t make it, damn.
Lipo 6 Stayed in School
Monday, December 1st, 2008I don’t know why I keep talking about Lipo 6 as if he were a person. That’s because it’s easier to write about Lipo ephedra if I make them a person. Let’s say their arch nemisis is Lipo 6 ephedra free, because everyone knows that people really love Lipo 6 ephedra. Ephedra makes you grow hair on your eyeballs! Lipo 6 reviews are really boring to read, who wants to do that?!