Remember that show Doug? Well, what made Patty Mayonaisse so turned off to Doug’s rugged good looks and 5 hairs is that Doug was a fat burning machine. He would burn fat and he would burn fat fast not knowing that Patty was into fatties. Patty the fatty caddy they would call her. Doug knew how to how to burn fat but after he lose fat, Patty didn’t want Doug to Pork Chop her Roger Klotz. Poor Doug.